My Dream Console

• Sleek, light design ranging with several colours.
• Reliable hardware (comes standard)
• Purchase of each console enables your telecomm provider to give you a fibre optic Internet connection so lag becomes a thing of the past, and you can actually download 1080p movies within minutes.
• A complete Marketplace where you are able to purchase of full movies as well rental. Music downloads come complimentary. Heavy-users are given a free movie of choice every 6 months. Light users are given a free album of choice every 6 months.
• Hard-Drive not needed, every piece of data is saved elsewhere in a massive storage facility that holds all the game saves and downloads of every owner, allowing you limitless downloads and quick-access to that content like it was saved into your console.
• Myth-like CPU processing power, and a GPU so secret if you dared open your console to look at it it would shoot out poison gas to keep that secret forever hidden from the public. Later revealed to be a small alien like the one from Men in Black, but this one wears Hawaii shirts.
• Mario Kart to be stolen from Nintendo.
• Metal Gear Solid and Final Fantasy to be kidnapped from Sony
• Halo and Gears to be jacked. Culprits unknown, all eyes on EA.
• Teletubbies MMO
• The console has an A.I. which cracks better jokes than you and flirts with your wife/girlfriend whilst she plays on it.